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Lea Michele or the return of The Runaway Bride? (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Kate Beckinsale’s sand castle building skills suck – Egotastic!

Oh, the Deputy Chief was just making sure that Wonky McValtrex didn’t infect the place with her stank. He was protecting the other inmates! – The Superficial

Keira Knightley dressed up like a suede condom for Chanel – Lainey Gossip

Anna Wintour has finally met her match and it isn’t Satan – Celebitchy

Zac Efron gives a whisper of his precious pucker on Wonderland Magazine – Towleroad

Ian Watkins of the Lostprophets licks a dick – OMG Blog

Ashley Greene gets wet with Miley Cyrus – Hollywood Tuna

Michelle “Not The Destiny’s Child One” Williams looks good to me here, but maybe that’s because she’s reminding me of a bowl of Peaches & Cream Quaker Oatmeal – Popoholic

St. Angie is saving Pakistan! – Just Jared

Meanwhile, here’s Ameriie talking about the important issue that is her hair color – Necole Bitchie

Justin Bieber on the cover of Teen Lesbo Vogue – The Berry

Mark Salling asking Ryan Phillipe if he wants to get in his hole – Popsugar

SamRo must be Baby Max’s stylist – ICYDK

This needs to stop – SOW

Kelly Osbourne is still skinnier than the bird in the cage - Hollywood Rag

OctoSana wants $84,000, Mel still wants a blow – I’m Not Obsessed

This is what it looks like after Bobby Trendy uses the bathroom – Cityrag

The Photoshop Awards: The Welsh Gay Ken Doll – Holy Moly!

Lea Michele or the return of The Runaway Bride? (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Kate Beckinsale’s sand castle building skills suck – Egotastic!

Oh, the Deputy Chief was just making sure that Wonky McValtrex didn’t infect the place with her stank. He was protecting the other inmates! – The Superficial

Keira Knightley dressed up like a suede condom for Chanel – Lainey Gossip

Anna Wintour has finally met her match and it isn’t Satan – Celebitchy

Zac Efron gives a whisper of his precious pucker on Wonderland Magazine – Towleroad

Ian Watkins of the Lostprophets licks a dick – OMG Blog

Ashley Greene gets wet with Miley Cyrus – Hollywood Tuna

Michelle “Not The Destiny’s Child One” Williams looks good to me here, but maybe that’s because she’s reminding me of a bowl of Peaches & Cream Quaker Oatmeal – Popoholic

St. Angie is saving Pakistan! – Just Jared

Meanwhile, here’s Ameriie talking about the important issue that is her hair color – Necole Bitchie

Justin Bieber on the cover of Teen Lesbo Vogue – The Berry

Mark Salling asking Ryan Phillipe if he wants to get in his hole – Popsugar

SamRo must be Baby Max’s stylist – ICYDK

This needs to stop – SOW

Kelly Osbourne is still skinnier than the bird in the cage - Hollywood Rag

OctoSana wants $84,000, Mel still wants a blow – I’m Not Obsessed

This is what it looks like after Bobby Trendy uses the bathroom – Cityrag

The Photoshop Awards: The Welsh Gay Ken Doll – Holy Moly!

Giving a whole new meaning “to getting pissed,” biomedical researcher James Gilpin has created a new kind of whiskey made from the urine of elderly diabetics. Cut to R. Kelly at his neighborhood bar asking the bartender for a glass of that pepaw pee pee on the rocks.

James, who is a diabetic himself, says that “large amounts of sugar are excreted on a daily basis by type-two diabetic patients especially amongst the upper end of our aging population.” James gets the piss from elderly volunteers including his own grandmama. James then purifies it the same way water is purified. Once the piss is fermented, he adds whiskey blends to give it color and flavor. James doesn’t sell his homemade bladder brew yet, but he hands it out for free at a design show in London.

James is currently working on an asparagus version for the harder drunks out there. And don’t show this to The Hoff or he will start trolling the bathrooms of diabetes centers. This is the kind of golden showers he can get into.

Source: Boing Boing via Lemondrop

Giving a whole new meaning “to getting pissed,” biomedical researcher James Gilpin has created a new kind of whiskey made from the urine of elderly diabetics. Cut to R. Kelly at his neighborhood bar asking the bartender for a glass of that pepaw pee pee on the rocks.

James, who is a diabetic himself, says that “large amounts of sugar are excreted on a daily basis by type-two diabetic patients especially amongst the upper end of our aging population.” James gets the piss from elderly volunteers including his own grandmama. James then purifies it the same way water is purified. Once the piss is fermented, he adds whiskey blends to give it color and flavor. James doesn’t sell his homemade bladder brew yet, but he hands it out for free at a design show in London.

James is currently working on an asparagus version for the harder drunks out there. And don’t show this to The Hoff or he will start trolling the bathrooms of diabetes centers. This is the kind of golden showers he can get into.

Source: Boing Boing via Lemondrop

At the US Open yesterday, Asshole Simpson let the free booze go straight to her head and carry her off to the top of a bar in Missouri where she threw up her hands to Skynrd while fat truckers in flannels threw jukebox tokens at her. Bitch, you’re at a tennis match, not at a church funeral with my relatives (my relatives always find a reason to drunk dance). Sit your ass down next to Emo Gilligan over there.

Where was Grandpa Decorum of the US Open to charge at Ashlee and put an end to her foolishness?

Cameron Diaz, who always behaves like a refined lady at all times, was obviously not amused by any of this (or maybe she just let out one of those super slow beer farts):

Here’s more of Ashlee working for those camera clicks in front of Pete Wentz, Cammy, A-Rod, Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale.

At the US Open yesterday, Asshole Simpson let the free booze go straight to her head and carry her off to the top of a bar in Missouri where she threw up her hands to Skynrd while fat truckers in flannels threw jukebox tokens at her. Bitch, you’re at a tennis match, not at a church funeral with my relatives (my relatives always find a reason to drunk dance). Sit your ass down next to Emo Gilligan over there.

Where was Grandpa Decorum of the US Open to charge at Ashlee and put an end to her foolishness?

Cameron Diaz, who always behaves like a refined lady at all times, was obviously not amused by any of this (or maybe she just let out one of those super slow beer farts):

Here’s more of Ashlee working for those camera clicks in front of Pete Wentz, Cammy, A-Rod, Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale.

via Break

via Break

Chelsea Clinton and new hubby Marc Mezvinsky, who were wed in Rhinebeck, NY on July 31, showed up at the US Open this past weekend and they were lookin’ very much in lurve with one another. In between sets, Chelsea and Marc got all smoochy with one another … showing that the honeymoon is deffo not over for these two:

Their wedding was the stuff of fairytales. But just four weeks after their $3.2million wedding, it’s clear that Chelsea Clinton and new husband Marc Mezvinsky haven’t quite come back down to earth. The newlyweds were seen sneaking kisses while watching Venus Williams play at the US Open Tennis Championship in Flushing Meadows, New York. Hiding her blonde hair under a hat, Chelsea and Mark were seen out in public together for the first time since their high profile wedding. But despite many details of the ceremony being made public, amazingly the couple managed to keep their honeymoon destination a secret. Maybe they got help from the Secret Service? Possibilities for their honeymoon hideaway were a safari in South Africa, or a European bike tour. But judging by the lack of tan the pair were sporting, maybe they chose to just stay home for a couple of weeks.

Aww … they’re so cute. I just love seeing Chelsea Clinton look so happy. It really doesn’t seem like it’s been over a month since the pair were wed but I guess time really does fly when you’re having fun. I’m really glad to know that they newlyweds are still very much in lurve … and are, apparently, happy to share the lurve with the rest of the world. So cute!!

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Chelsea Clinton and new hubby Marc Mezvinsky, who were wed in Rhinebeck, NY on July 31, showed up at the US Open this past weekend and they were lookin’ very much in lurve with one another. In between sets, Chelsea and Marc got all smoochy with one another … showing that the honeymoon is deffo not over for these two:

Their wedding was the stuff of fairytales. But just four weeks after their $3.2million wedding, it’s clear that Chelsea Clinton and new husband Marc Mezvinsky haven’t quite come back down to earth. The newlyweds were seen sneaking kisses while watching Venus Williams play at the US Open Tennis Championship in Flushing Meadows, New York. Hiding her blonde hair under a hat, Chelsea and Mark were seen out in public together for the first time since their high profile wedding. But despite many details of the ceremony being made public, amazingly the couple managed to keep their honeymoon destination a secret. Maybe they got help from the Secret Service? Possibilities for their honeymoon hideaway were a safari in South Africa, or a European bike tour. But judging by the lack of tan the pair were sporting, maybe they chose to just stay home for a couple of weeks.

Aww … they’re so cute. I just love seeing Chelsea Clinton look so happy. It really doesn’t seem like it’s been over a month since the pair were wed but I guess time really does fly when you’re having fun. I’m really glad to know that they newlyweds are still very much in lurve … and are, apparently, happy to share the lurve with the rest of the world. So cute!!

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