And even though Mah Boo tried to mute his sexiness yesterday, he still made people “oooooh” from every open orifice (see thumbnail #3).

An onlooker (aka the pap who followed them all day) says that Halle and Olivier were all over each other the entire day, “They had their arms around each other as they walked. They were both smiling and laughing. Their body language was very flirtatious. They definitely seemed like a couple – absolutely looked like more than friends. It was the classic ‘I’m going to kiss you here in a dark corner’ move. And she was waiting to be kissed.”

LE BARF at that cheesy ass description! To be fair to Olivier, I’m sure he acts like that with 99% of his friends and possibly some of his distant relatives. And maybe a few cats he feels close to. It’s his way! You can tell. Dude is always saying “I will mouth smother you in a dark corner” with his eyes. But my guess is that this isn’t that serious. Halle is simply getting herself a piece of Olivier’s buttery crotch baguette.

Besides, there’s rumors that Halle is also humping on her ex Gabriel Aubry. If that’s true, I say get it. I also say that Gabriel now knows why Halle’s mouth always smells like a strange musky cheese….

The name “Alison Hinds” was as foreign to me as proper grammar until I saw these heaven sent pictures of her at Hot 97’s “On Da Reggae Tip” concert in NYC this past weekend. I still haven’t heard one note of her music, but I don’t need since these pictures have already made me want to run for historian of her Facebook fan page (president is too much of a commitment). I mean, grinding on island dick while wearing a too-tight sequined jumpsuit (made from the scales of a gay angelfish) and holding a sweat rag?! Okay, I’ll run for treasurer.

Runners-up:

The driver may sit on the porcelain throne, but it’d still have to deal with bath seat drivers. – LaChaylo

Ingenious move by Paris to figure out how to flush the good shit down the toilet while still driving – fleawatch

Miss Aretha Franklin’s Chichi mobile allows her to drive while letting the girls hang out. – Vern

via Break

Mimi for singer 1, JLo for singer 2 and American Idol for the job? But I’m not sure about this guess since JLo’s name has never EVER frolicked into the rainbow fairy enchanted forest that lives inside Mimi’s head.

This new cable show on a grammatically exciting network features people who are supposed to be employees. Turns out at least two of them are not, and one of those who is not, actually makes her living as a hooker. (CDAN)

The network is E!? The show is The Spin Crowd? As for the hooker employee? All of them! Every one of those bitches look like they were annoyed that they had to move their whore game from “Adult Services” to “Casual Encounters” on Craigslist.

We don’t want to ruin the magic for you, but this D list star claims to our source that he lost his virginity on a ride at a very popular and famous theme park. We won’t mention the ride or the park so as not to gross you out, but it is a dark ride, where we suppose it could have happened. The only thing is, an inside source says that the ride is full of cameras, so if that is true, there is a sex tape floating around of this former child star and an older male who took him for a ride of his own. (BuzzFoto)

The ride has to be the Haunted Mansion at Disneyland since every body does some kind of boning on that ride (make sure you wipe before you sit). As for the D-list star, I’ll go with Danny Pintauro, Corey Feldman, or Scott Baio (ha)?

RiRi, who has a 9-inch long forehead, and Willow Smith, who is 9 years old, both have new songs and let’s throw them into the ring to battle it out against each other, shall we? First up is the grown ass Willow Smith who released the first single off her next album called “Only Girl (In The World” (above).

This confirms that RiRi is an alien cyborg from a planet far far away, because she just released a full album two hot seconds ago and she’s already got a new song on a new album out. Damn. Even auto-tune needs a break! Anyways, I would be all over this song if I was messed up on K in the middle of a gay club circa 2001 with my rave whistle firmly in my mouth. Seriously, this song was made for the annoying dude with the rave whistle who killed everyone’s buzz by blowing with the beat. Because this song provokes rave whistle foolery, I cannot condone it. Now on to the mini Riri…

Willow Smith, the daughter of musical genius (sprayed with a generous amount of sarcasm) Will Smith, is sashaying onto the music game with her new single “Whip My Hair” (below). When I was 9-years-old, I could maybe come up with a 15-second-long song about saliva bubbles, so Willow has me beat (Ed note: I still could only come up with a 15-second-long song about saliva bubbles and that’s it). This is definitely a song Tommy Girl is going to twerk it to, so I will declare Willow as the winner of this battle.

But seriously, both of those songs make me want to cleanse my ears out with some real music… You know, like Stacey Q or Stevie B!

via ONTD

TLC has run out of BABIES!!!, little people, cupcakes and wedding dresses to throw at us, so now they are sending us a hurricane of WIVES!!! Okay, Sister Wives has a lot of babies in it, but it mostly focuses on some dork named Kody Brown (I rest my case) and his 3 (going on 4) wives in Utah.

While watching this mess of a preview, my first thought was that the Tina Yothers-looking wife at the 0:27 mark really knows how to wear a 90s nurse’s smock. And then my second thought was that once Kate Gosselin’s shows get taken out back, she’s totally going to cross over into this shit by becoming Kody Brown’s fifth wife.

Or maybe Jon Gosselin will become so hard up for a check that he’s going to tuck it in and stick his titties out to become Kody’s fifth wife. Yeah, that’s probably how it’s going to play out.

via The Awl

Actress Betty White first gained fame as a regular on the Mary Tyler More Show and The Golden Girls. But the actress, now 88, is enjoying one of the strangest career rejuvenations ever. She brought down the house while guest hosting Saturday Night Live and has become a popular pitchwoman on countless TV commercials. She’s even landed a new role in the TV series Hot in Cleveland. Now White will receive a new honor: She’s slated to become the star of her own comic book biography from Bluewater Productions. Female Force: Betty White will hit comic book stores and online retailers such as Amazon.com in November. The 32-page book will retail for $3.99. Writer Patrick McCray, a veteran of the comics industry, traces White’s amazing showbiz career from her days providing voice talent for the radio show Blondie to her return to sitcoms in Hot in Cleveland. “Working on the Betty book was an honor and a blast,” McCray said. “While covering a new entertainer is always fun, there is something special about profiling an icon. Not only did it allow me to savor nostalgia, it also let me catch up on areas of pop culture that had passed me by.” Todd Tennant is the artist on Female Force: Betty White. He, too, is a veteran of the art world. Tennant is a professional illustrator with 31 years of experience. He dove into the world of comics about 10 years ago. He runs his own online King Kong vs. Godzilla comic series, and is the co-creator of the graphic works King Komodo and Gigante. Tennant, too, said that it was a thrill to work on bringing Betty White’s story to life. “I remember seeing Betty White and her hubby Allen Ludden on reruns of the original Password program after school as a kid, and grew very fond of them even then,” Tennant said. “Betty White as Sue Ann Nivens on the Mary Tyler Moore show will always stand out as my strongest and fondest memory of her. Needless to say, I was happy to be given the opportunity to attempt illustrating Betty’s fascinating personal life and her prolific career.” Bluewater president and founder Darren G. Davis says the biography comics are a way to bring new readers to comics. He added that fans of White’s might learn a bit more about the veteran actress by reading Female Force: Betty White. “Betty White has had such an amazing entertainment career,” Davis said. “It’s one that has now spanned more than 70 years. The biggest challenge that the creative team behind this book faced was figuring out how to include as much of this career as possible in one comic.”

I mean … what could be more perfect than a Betty White comic book? We’ve already got the Betty White clothing line and books to look forward to, now we have a comic book on the way as well? LOVE it. I’m not sure what other goodies we can expect from the Betty White merchandise machine but I can’t wait to find out. What do y’all think … are you looking forward to adding this Betty White comic to your comic book collections?

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