Granny Green!
Open your “Memaws are not the One” Bibles and flip to Pussyclartus 10:12 and you will find this video of Margaret Green (or is that Linda Hunt on a really bad day?) battling it out with a lazy bum outside of Mayday Hospital in Croydon. THE LANGUAGE! Even I had to rinse my ear holes out with Palmolive! These bitches get offensive. It might leave you wanting to slap both of them with your purse, but I can’t fully hate on Granny Green because she has introduced me to the phrase of my life: PUSSY CLART! I am going to tattoo this to my brain so it’s always my #1 thought.
(For Gumbo)