Doogie Howser’s big Christmas balls – Lainey Gossip
Avril Lavigne’s Figure Skater Boi (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Ho Ho Ho – Egotastic!
Jessica Simpson looking like your spinster office manager trying to look fancy for the company Christmas party – Hollywood Tuna
Santy’s got a boyfriend – Towleroad
Sascrotch and Sascrotch Jr. stroll through Aspen – Popsugar
LiLo loves a bargain – Just Jared
Wino will not be outdone by Pete Doherty – Celebitchy
Fred Savage reminds me that I’m old – Hollywood Rag
Ashley Greene how you’ve always seen her – Popoholic
Looking at these pictures will give you an incurable case of Rocko Clapp – I’m Not Obsessed
The devil made RuPaul do it! – Popbytes
Kristen Stewart looks best with a bong in her hand – Cityrag
JHud’s womb is fetus free - Parade Magazine
Tiny’s toe tickler is out of the slammer – Reel Loop
Brittany Murphy will be buried today – Socialite Life